ocxmaul:

my text post collection vol. 1

jellybeanium124:

bold of you to assume that jenkins arriving on tumblr will stop me from making the most dumbfuck posts about those pirates. I shall do no such thing.

vexwerewolf:

Was talking about Doctor Who with my friend, and they just said

“the only thing that matters when choosing a new actor for the Doctor is that they look like that one teacher in high school who REALLY cared about their job”

and my god it was the most accurate thing ever

liberalsarecool:

Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.

rev-another-bondi-blonde:

Pink Floyd 🖤

brightlotusmoon:

earliestest:

talesfromtreatment:

Tess is very very determined and nothing is going to stop her from doing what she wants.

Escape attempt foiled by own desire to nom

himbofisher:

cb1296:

animentality:

Reminds me of this lol

zekedms:

zekedms:

Not to make a serious post too much but remember how angry everyone rightly was about bread companies adding sesame because it’s cheaper to poison people than clean your machinery?

Yeah well it’s happening in other foods. I already posted about Kellogg’s doing it to cereal bars and Austin Snack Crackers but now it’s in greens CVS granola bars and Jenny Fucking Craig cheesecake which btw record level they added EVERY allergen to that shit.

Anyway if you have allergies be fucking careful because we’re expendable and if you don’t please get fucking angry for us. They’re already making your food worse to save money but they’re also going to kill someone this way.

pissvortex:

pissvortex: